I Want To Be Totally Transparent With You
Ok, so I get hurt…..a lot. A few years ago the nurse at the local urgent care came in after taking an x-ray of my most recent boo-boo and asked me “Are you one of those X-Games people?” I could only respond, “No Ma’am, I guess I’m just one of those X-ray Games people”.
The benefit of getting hurt a lot is getting to take home a brand new x-ray to add to my collection. Yes, I collect x-rays. Aside from a nifty souvenir, its fascinating to look at what actually exists underneath all that skin. So in the spirit of being totally transparent with you people, here is what I look like with no skin on.
Of course all these x-rays come with stories, some more interesting than others, but none interesting enough to share, well except maybe the one where I sliced my finger off, or the pacemaker thing, or the…..
How about you? Got any good X-Rays? Scars? And what are stories behind them? C’mon, it’s your turn to be transparent with me.
UPDATE: A new one for the collection: